{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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Espgaluda is a 2003 manic shooter by Cave and published by AMI. It is the spiritual successor to ESP Ra.De. and is followed by Espgaluda II.
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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
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