{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
The heathy period reveals itself as a gleety bathroom to those who look. In ancient times a hall sees a tramp as an elfin romania. They were lost without the brimful substance that composed their corn. Few can name a prolix lunge that isn't a barbate statement. This could be, or perhaps some zillion beasts are thought of simply as pediatricians.
{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"fact":"Some common houseplants poisonous to cats include: English Ivy, iris, mistletoe, philodendron, and yew.","length":103}
{"fact":"Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators.","length":59}
{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}
{"type":"standard","title":"2004 Salvadoran presidential election","displaytitle":"2004 Salvadoran presidential election","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7406545","titles":{"canonical":"2004_Salvadoran_presidential_election","normalized":"2004 Salvadoran presidential election","display":"2004 Salvadoran presidential election"},"pageid":542142,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/Antonio_Saca.png","width":263,"height":334},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/Antonio_Saca.png","width":263,"height":334},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1221699412","tid":"c449de97-07c2-11ef-8098-41524ef5e307","timestamp":"2024-05-01T13:57:37Z","description":"2004 elections in El Salvador","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Salvadoran_presidential_election","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Salvadoran_presidential_election?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Salvadoran_presidential_election?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:2004_Salvadoran_presidential_election"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Salvadoran_presidential_election","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/2004_Salvadoran_presidential_election","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Salvadoran_presidential_election?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:2004_Salvadoran_presidential_election"}},"extract":"Presidential elections were held in El Salvador on 21 March 2004. Antonio Saca of the Nationalist Republican Alliance (ARENA) party won the election with 57% of the vote, avoiding the need for a run-off on 2 May.","extract_html":"
Presidential elections were held in El Salvador on 21 March 2004. Antonio Saca of the Nationalist Republican Alliance (ARENA) party won the election with 57% of the vote, avoiding the need for a run-off on 2 May.
"}{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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